I’m on this new program called “Not Dating.” It’s still in the beta phase, but I think pretty soon Not Dating might actually replace online dating, because online dating is such a drag and has quite literally seen to the death of anything that was remotely fun about classic traditional dating, back before every personal exchange had a digital signature. Not Dating is actually free, and the designers of it have figured out how to completely eliminate the angst, expense, awkwardness, and the time suck of online dating. They’ve also figured out how to do away entirely with false rape accusations, STDs, actual date rapes, drama, jealous jilted lovers, and heartbreak. Not Dating, might be worth checking out, and the app is accessible on every smartphone simply by turning it off.

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