, kinda fat, olive complexion, not very symmetrical, the opposite of stylish. I’…da short, kinda slight, kinda fat, olive complexion, not very symmetrical, the opposite of stylish. I’m a solid 5-out-of-10, and I’m not breaking any necks when I walk by. Hell, if I didn’t make it a point to crack jokes at a party, I would blend into the wallpaper. I’m…